I'd like to take this opportunity to ask for your vote for "Chapter Director of procrastination" If elected, I promise to think about planning more meetings, more rides, and more fund raisers than any other Director since Murf. I then will find other reasons to distract me from following through with the plans; (i.e. work subbing, extrcaricular department musical groups, magazine contributor{ speaking of which, ALL rides WILL leave 1 minute after the posted time, none of this courtesy waiting for 15 minutes or so, thats just crazy talk!} , yada yada yada). We need to get this chapter as stagnent as possible. A few have tried , but sadley people showed up for meetings anyway. Also, I plan to acquire more members that Bitch alot. We don't have near enough of them either. I remember a get together a few moons back where everyone agreed to something! Sickening. Not one person stood up and complained!!

 Another matter to be addressed is riding. One of my first actions will be to push for a mileage limit per year. I've heard stories of  members who rode more than 1,500 miles. IN ONE YEAR! How will we ever become the laughing stock of this club if we allow this type of thing go on? 

So come election day ask yourself this: Who can do nothing better than anyone else you know? Thats right ME!! In fact I'm not even going to campaign any further.

P.S. If your taking this crap seriously and getting offended, then grow some skin!¢¾